@desi_princess: My favorite nudes.... Bwahahaha!!
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@shutupmikeginn: air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming.
@MableGertrude: I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook.
@TheGayFlash: The Pink Panther's To Do list: - To do - To do - To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
@cheeky__gal: After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up. Now, my house looks like Ke$ha.