@RatBatallion: My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .
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@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
@jergarl: Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.
@KaptainKoRnie: Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey.