@RexHuppke: My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate.
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@KentWGraham: “Press the cube root of the 11th digit of pi divided by .5 and doubled if you’d like to speak with a customer service representative.”
@bossy_bootz: Me in my 20's: oh cool there's an after party Me in my 40's: oh cool this cardigan has pockets
@existentialcoms: Ten things only 90s people remember: 1. 1990 2. 1991 3. 1992 4. 1993 5. 1994 6. 1995 7. 1996 8. 1997 9. 1998 10. That sound the modems made
@clarkekant: One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.