@GrandadJFreeman: My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.
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@fart: my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy.
@_mindflakes: (boom boom clap) (boom boom clap) Daisy you're a dog you're a good dog Playing in the park Gonna eat some cool bugs today
@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.