@Donna_McCoy: My favorite part of Zumba is mortgaging my house to pay the chiropractor.
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@Mom_Overboard: Employment Agency: We got you an interview with a cable company, doing installation. Me: *shows up to interview 3 hours late* Interviewer: Oh my God... You're hired.
@Ideal_Victoria: I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?
@Vodkantots: If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat.