@Sarcasticsapien: My favorite parts of the Bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself) and someone who wasn't there is writing about it.
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@Tmoney68: Me: Where do you want to eat? Her: Wherever you pick is fine. Narrator: Wherever he picked was not fine.
@chuchugoogoo: idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page
@Smug_Lemur: God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money.
@BradBroaddus: Can someone please invent pantyhose that don't rip? I think everyone in this bank just saw my face.