@anarchicwolf: My favorite pastime is roasting marshmallows over the bridges I burn.
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@PJTLynch: Girl, are you Excel? Because I claim to know you but I'm probably oblivious to 98% of what you're able to accomplish
@KeetPotato: chickens lay eggs every day right? so is that why we eat eggs? so chickens don't take over the world?
@NickBossRoss: "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-" "WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"