@anarchicwolf: My favorite pastime is roasting marshmallows over the bridges I burn.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AbiWilks: My toddler just asked me "mummy why do people think falsely attributing quotes to my preschool peers lends their bad opinions authenticity?"
@BlindChow: Karen, will you marry me? "Ugh. No. Please take me home." *20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*
@Tmoney68: Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away.
@SamuelHLowe: "Based on a true story" means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people.