@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
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@just1fool: If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants.
@CloydRivers: I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica.
@FrogAvalanche: [two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] "Hi." "Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564β before it went supernova?" "Yes." "U still owe me $20."