@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
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@Carbosly: "I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious." - Dogs
@Kyle_Lippert: "Trump is a good businessman" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING
@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Did you give the kids a bath? Me: I got the dirt off. Wife: What does that mean? Me: *hides the leaf blower*
@ChrisHallbeck: How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.