@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
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@CulturedRuffian: Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake.
@jobless4eyes: Found a fly on his back by my keyboard. So dead. So sad. Put a cocktail umbrella by his head. Now he looks like he's suntanning.