@P0tterhead_394: My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me.
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@omgthatspunny: I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
@stephenjmolloy: [Trying to impress a girl on a date] Me: "Not to brag but I'm getting Windows 10 for free."
@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.