@kumailn: My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is "Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."
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@midnightwhale: "OPEN THE DOOR IT'S THE POLICE" who is it? "POLICE" what is a police *cops start whispering* "how does he not know what a police is"
@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.
@Demented_Jokes: My son cried when I gave him his breakfast this morning. I made him scrambled eggs, covered them in ketchup & told him it was Humpty Dumpty.