@kumailn: My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is "Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."
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@jesse_street: *gets laser eye surgery* "Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?" I told you, that's not what— *i squint at him real hard but he's right*
@cameronrbrown: Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird.
@dyldonot: Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed.