@man_spach: My favorite Skrillex song is the one where he drops a spoon into the garbage disposal and steps on a cat's tail.
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@blaudiablogan: It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page.
@OneToothTexan: People that drink Starbucks every morning, how do you decide which kid isn’t going to college?
@JasonLastname: First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air.