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@Mouthy_: My favorite sport is jumping into conclusions
@briancthayer: I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me.
@rcromwell4: Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night
@DamiensGate: Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why I'm broke. :(
@QwertyJones3: Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out.
@freypalm: [comedy club]
Worm: And what’s the deal with dandelion stems? Right? Right?!
Other worms: *silence*
Early bird: *cracking up*