@Black__Elvis: My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations.
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@_wangwe: Never ask a shepherd how many sheep he owns, I don't think he'd know, he probably falls asleep every time he takes inventory.
@SortaBad: I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.
@Henry_3k: Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes.
@DirtMcTurd: One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together