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@Mr_Kapowski: My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid

Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we're born

8 y/o daughter:

Wife: ZACK!

My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid

Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we’re born

8 y/o daughter:

Wife: ZACK!

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