@torrami: My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus
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@sofarrsogud: 3 AM BRAIN: You awake? ME: I am now! B: I was wondering.. M: B: Did the inventor of the elasticated waistband get the Nobelt Prize?
@Xoolun: Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.
@petemandik: I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape.
@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos