@cee_ryan: My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for "best way to clean vomit off a keyboard??"
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@LackOfShame: Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one.
@liveluvlaugh65: Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that
@Jandalize: I always carry a condom. I never know when things are going to get hot & heavy & I'll have to throw a sturdy water balloon at someone.