@ajax06: My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either".
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@UncleDuke1969: Brain: You've got ONE shot at this. Me: Ready. Brain: Go talk to her. "YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?" Brain: Magical!
@ComeHome4Dinner: *pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is.
@LackOfShame: Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder.