@BlackCatBettie: My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato.
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@LunchJournals: "I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."
@alldrolledup: when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth
@Ready_Set_Nope: I just overheard my kid muttering "I'm sorry you had to see that" to a stuffed toy. It's probably best not to ask what "that" was right?