@salamingia: My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger.
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@canadasandra: [getting a massage] Me: I have tension in my lower back. *therapist begins* Me: Lower. Me: Lower. Th: But that's your a- Me: Lower!
@mydmac: (At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before.
@LisaFarted: The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan.