@Carbosly: My favourite machine at the gym is the television.
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@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.
@dafloydsta: ME: When Princess Leia kissed Luke, did you know they were brother and sister? GEORGE LUCAS: *laying in bed* How did you even get in here?
@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them