@sexncake: My favourite mythical creature is the happy woman in the tampon adverts
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@BluEzeNBrwnSkin: Ate salad for dinner...Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really, just one big round crouton covered in tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine. A Pizza
@carlyken: Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?
@Ristolable: According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends