@sexncake: My favourite mythical creature is the happy woman in the tampon adverts
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@MelKassel: GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM
@UncleDuke1969: Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne
@SwedishCanary: I've requested to be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti so that a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work.