@Spaziotwat: My favourite part of the Bible is the hollowed-out section I keep my drugs in.
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@pharmasean: I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal.
@TheCatWhisprer: Rachel Ray now makes cat food with real beef just like the cows my cat would eat in the wild.
@Dawn_M_: He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul.