@Spaziotwat: My favourite part of the Bible is the hollowed-out section I keep my drugs in.
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@baseballchickie: Friend: You're Catholic? Me: Yes F: And you eat meat on Fridays? M: I can guarantee if I'm going to hell it's not for eating meat on Fridays
@iGreenMonk: Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.