@1followernodad: My FedEx guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and I'm the town doctor.
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@PaperWash: Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law.
@huntigula: GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess