@1followernodad: My FedEx guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and I'm the town doctor.
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@TheGabbieShow: that horrifying moment when a kid asks u to help find his mom bc he was always told if he was lost to ask a grownup & u realize ur a grownup
@treydayway: I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
@Underchilde: They don’t make microwaves the size of refrigerators because they know if you were high you’d try nuking your friends.