@4SLars: My financial advisor recommended I join a doomsday cult.
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@bobvulfov: if ur in a horror movie scenario, a fun way to throw off the ghosts is to put a bed sheet over ur head and say "i too am a spooky ghost"
@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
@GrantTanaka: 7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like "hey dad, why don't you remember our names"