@YoungFunE: My financial situation is so bad, I'M being sponsored by a child in Africa
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@SnizzleFrizzle: 12: "Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?" Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
@Marlebean: Damn boy, are you leftover pizza in the fridge? Because I've been thinking about you all night...
@HMittelmark: Have my doubts about this "smart water," considering how easily it's captured and bottled.
@5oulhealer: When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead.