@YoungFunE: My financial situation is so bad, I'M being sponsored by a child in Africa
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@Mr_Kapowski: If anyone can remember the jokes from Popsicle sticks, I'll be exposed for the fraud I am
@urgeekisshowing: That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean.
@JoleenDoreen: When you get to Customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, "Thumb War" is not the answer they were looking for.