@shutupmikeginn: [my first cutaway on The Bachelorette] I can eat more roses than any of these guys
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@DaddyJew: I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means
@leslid79: I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.
@Tmoney68: I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice.
@Ideal_Victoria: On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes