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@DaddyJew: My first day as a cat burglar,

Victim: you know you don't actually have to dress up like a cat when you do this

Me: *hisses

My first day as a cat burglar,

Victim: you know you don’t actually have to dress up like a cat when you do this

Me: *hisses

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