@omgthatspunny: My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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@sad_tree: *hit man puts on silencer* *shoots gun* Gun: YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE LIKE MY MOMS Wth? *looks at case* Oh I brought the awkward silencer