@omgthatspunny: My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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@donofalltrades1: If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
@daemonic3: This year I'm the Invisible Man for Halloween, according to this bartender that apparently hasn't seen me standing here for an hour
@juliussharpe: If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled.