@IvoryGazelle: My first thought when meeting new people is often how tiny they are and how security in this maternity ward sucks.
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@freypalm: My dad: See, when you said you'd met a "special someone" we thought… Me: Go on. My dad: Me: [taking hold of the penguin's flipper] GO ON.
@BradBroaddus: Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office.
@staceaustin: Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner.