@joeljeffrey: My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.
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@DurtMcHurtt: My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days.
@AndyAsAdjective: Respond to every "How was your weekend?" today by staring off into the distance & whispering "So much blood..."
@Gooooats: Me on the Phone: I'm going to "work" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes.
@2tickytacky: I remember when "Something's eating up data." meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled.