@Phook75: My five year old asked me to hold her cupcake and I think we all know how that went
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@BoozeWallet: [pretending to talk on phone while mugger approaches] yeah, so then they told me that my Karate is just too deadly for the Olympics
@yazminda12: Me: *levitating, a jumble of furniture swirls chaotically around me* Him: so, you still mad?
@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.