@TheMichaelRock: My fortune cookie read "End of roll. Replace"
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@jannable9: Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
@robrouse: Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed "we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."
@SCBamaMan: I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!
@dubstep4dads: other 21 year olds: going on dates, bein cool, having fun me: trying to become friends w/ the birds outside my house by offering them bread