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@TheMichaelRock: My fortune cookie read "End of roll. Replace"
@Izzybcrazy: 2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad
@AskThePankazzzz: Makes a girlfriend in IIT. Breaks up with her. Adds Ex IITian in bio.
@ilovepie84: The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw.
@AntozWolf: "I'm having a public meltdown!!" - A Snowman, maybe.
@mydmac: I joined Twitter to have something to do while I waited for the repairman. It's only been 3 years, he should be here any month now.