@Smooheed: My four levels of drunk:
1. Bouncy
2. Slide-y
3. Slurry
4. Turtle stuck on its back
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@jergarl: My stages of awkward: Sober me: I don't know what to do with my hands Drunk me: I don't know what to do with my face High me: What face?
@PUNjipati: Why I update my apps :-For the new features ❌ :-for the notifications to go away✅
@ashmensch: Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm, CORNDOG FIGHT.
@DavidKlein5: Swim up bars combine my two favorite things. Drinking and peeing in hotel pools.
@newstart43: Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt.
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