@JohnHilsen: My "friend" Adam gave me an electric toothbrush for my birthday. Completely unnecessary. My gas-powered toothbrush still runs fine, "Adam."
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@13spencer: If the headline just read "Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead," news sites could reuse it over and over again.
@comer310: Kid: Are you the babysitter? Sting: Yes. Every breath you take. Every step you take. I'll be watching you. It'll be fun! Kid: *horrified*
@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you