@_Shizzle: My friend David had his id stolen. I just call him Dav.
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@KalvinMacleod: DOCTOR: [checking chart] it says here that u suffer from delusions of grandeur ME: [grabbing chart] thanks doctor, I’ll handle it from here
@SaraThomas84: It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework