@_Shizzle: My friend David had his id stolen. I just call him Dav.
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@jakob_huber: Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
@Ristolable: Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing
@nachosarah: the only reason you should be showing me pictures of your kids is if they're missing or you want them to be