@david8hughes: My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in.
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@markydoodoo: [explaining fingernails to an alien] ME: like little bones that grow out of our hands. ALIEN: ok, that sounds fake, but ok.