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@ArfMeasures: "My friend got me a Fitbit"
ME: Oh yeh, heard of them, haven't got one tho
"u can buy them online"
ME [whispering] u can buy friends online?

“My friend got me a Fitbit”
ME: Oh yeh, heard of them, haven’t got one tho
“u can buy them online”
ME [whispering] u can buy friends online?

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