@djdarrellripley: My friend is gay, and that's his boyfriend, he's gay too...
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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: *pretending to be a T-rex* I'm going to eat you. 7-year-old: You can't. It's Lent.
@bridger_w: If someone says they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and be like, to be clear, do you know how reading works
@Pro_Jones_: Me: *wakes up screaming* Wife: What's wrong? Me: Nightmare with the Microsoft Word Paperclip Helper again Wife: Need some help? Me: AHHH