@KizerBillhelm: My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness.
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@Kalarlis: When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write "HELP ME" while maintaining eye contact
@jayonguitar: When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.
@darkmatter_wimp: Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this: There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
@KalvinMacleod: If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet.