@fatherofcomedy: My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind.
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@RidiculousSheri: My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I'm the racecar, sometimes I'm the iron. But usually I'm a peanut because I've lost all the game pieces.
@TheNameIsBillyB: After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology.
@Zhanny001: @funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers