@fatherofcomedy: My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind.
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@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
@robyn_vo: Watched the movie Gravity tonight. Didn't see as much gravity as I expected. Two thumbs down based on that.
@zachreinert03: My friend said a baby crying is the best form of birth control but there was a baby bawling next door all night & my girlfriend got pregnant