@fatherofcomedy: My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind.
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@KenJennings: The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
@GrowlyGrego: "Bear with me for a minute." - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend.
@Writepop: "And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want! Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!" - Cat game shows