@savvystrider: My friend Mark called me pretentious so I slapped him with my silk handkerchief.
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@SteveKoehler22: Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples.
@beefman138: A coworker just told me that "it is what it is" and I have never felt so enlightened.