@ilovepie84: My friend said his baby is sooo smart but the stupid idiot can't even figure out his way home when I forget him on the bus
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@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.
@karencreets: Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not