@dumbbeezie: My friend takes things for granite because she didn’t finish high school
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@AnkCoupleTO: I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!
@iRowlf: You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up.
@WhiteKid4Sale: Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly.