@lize_tagge: My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino...
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@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me
@johnbiehl: Reasons to keep spiders around 1. Eat flying insects 2. Occasional source of protein during sleep 3. We make rad webs 4. They do i mean they