@lize_tagge: My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino...
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@PJTLynch: Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!
@SimplyNamedTron: One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car
@AntiSemanticShw: I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to "Have a nice day"
@Parentpains: In Canada, a drive by shooting is just a guy using finger guns while winking at a chick he has no chance with.