@lize_tagge: My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino...
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@MythicPicnic: Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did
@PerfectPending: Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it
@Piecezilla: My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule.