@lize_tagge: My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino...
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@sofarrsogud: My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something about listening.
@PyrBliss: Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense.
@TheToddWilliams: [Origins…] BRUCE WAYNE: Did you make all the "Badman" equipment like I told you…the Badmobile, the Badcopter etc? ALFRED: Yeah…wait, what?