@zoeklar: my friend told me on first dates i should just "be myself" and "be confident" and i was like "ok but which one?"
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@AddTequila: Whenever I meet a girl with tattoos, I get excited. Because I know she's legal and willing to do stuff she may regret.
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.