@silent_musings: My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
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@jwoodham: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Who threw that? Gary, was that you? Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
@RoxiieHart: Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
@iinkedZombie: All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach.
@nihilist_arbys: Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap