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@hythemafia: My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure...

..So I told him if he didn't stop bleeding right away, he'd die

My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure…

..So I told him if he didn’t stop bleeding right away, he’d die

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