@Darlainky: My friends are fully aware that our designated meeting times are rough estimates.
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@WeissBrandon: I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said "yes" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before.
@TheCatWhisprer: Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday.
@pinupteacher: Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit.
@TheAlexNevil: 5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master.