@RobinMcCauley: My friends asked me to go camping so I made of a list of the things I will need: 1. new friends
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@NewDadNotes: Daughter: what’s the most painful thing in the world? Wife: childbir- Me: eyelash in your ey- Wife: Me: yeah no it’s probably what you said.
@sofarrsogud: MOM: Any plans tonight? ME: Me and the guys heading out to find us some ladees *shoots finger guns HER: So Pokemon Go with Gary? M: Yessss
@sixfootcandy: Screw you haters who are honking at me as I tweet, paint my nails, and drive. You’re just jealous that I can multitask.
@MommaWordsIt: Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board