@DirtMcTurd: My friends call me Superman, not because I help people, its because I wear the same clothes everyday
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@beefman138: Wife : The neighbours are banging on our front door again. Me : Why can't they do it in a bed, like normal people?
@TheBoydP: If someone gives me an answer I don't agree with I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. I assume they didn't understand the question.